THE INTERNET might be full of weird and sordid things, but apparently most people in Brighton and Hove use it to find a good steak or breakfast.

Over in Cornwall, meanwhile, they are looking for prostitutes or cats, while in Plymouth people want a fishing licence or a massage.

The findings, as reported in The Mirror, come from using Google Autocomplete, which predicts where a partial sentence is going based on popular related searches.

However, when The Argus repeated the experiment yesterday, entering “Where can I get ... in Brighton?” - it came out with: married, weed and dreadlocks.