After the UFO stories which have been in the paper over the past week or two (The Argus, March 23), assuming Brighton and Hove has been visited by aliens from outer space, may I use the medium of the Argus Letters page to introduce myself and let it be known that I am in the market for a flying saucer?

So if you want to do a deal, please get in touch with me and I'm sure we can do business.

Maybe a free life coaching session for a flying saucer?

Deal or no deal?

  • Matthew Taylor, Bolney Road, Brighton