From his humble beginnings in Brighton to his current status as an ionosphere-scraping megastar, Simon Cowell's remarkable life is captured on the silver screen in Cowell: The Movie. And as befits someone of his standing, Popcorn Double Feature has got* some of Hollywood's biggest names to star in this blockbuster epic...

Cast:

SIMON COWELL......... Tom Cruise

LOUIS WALSH......... Kevin Spacey

CHERYL COLE......... Michelle Bass

DANNII MINOGUE......... Barry Humphries

DERMOT O'LEARY......... Verne Troyer

SUSAN BOYLE......... Daniel Day-Lewis

PIERS MORGAN/SHARON OSBOURNE/AMANDA HOLDEN......... CGI (voiced by Andy Serkis)

YOUNG SIMON...... Simon Cowell

JOHN AND EDWARD......... The Cheeky Girls

SINITTA......... Rusty Lee

Screenplay: Charlie Kaufman and Alan Bennett

Director: Baz Luhrmann

Soundtrack: To decide who performs the film's songs, send your votes to our usual premium-rate email address

*asked

Colin Houlson