Right, let's get this over with. Yes, this is an article about a band called Selfish C***.

We realise it's strong language and that it might cause offence to some readers but, when all's said and done, it's just another word. Not everyone minds being called selfish, you know.

All joking aside, even the band's svelte lead singer Martin Tomlinson agrees the 'c' word is likely to offend certain people but, according to him, that's fine.

"It is strong language," says Martin, "but we wanted something that would grab people's attention.

"If anyone feels isolated by it, that's fair enough, but we all come from a c***, so I don't know what there is to be scared of."

Comprising just two members, Martin and guitar/drum machine-toting friend Patrick Constable, the band's uncompromising sound blends abrasive vocals, seething, distorted guitars and electronic rhythms.

Alhough they only formed last year, things have taken off unbelievably quickly for the duo.

"We started performing live very early and I think that's why we progressed so fast," explains Martin.

"We approached the whole thing backwards and rather than spending a year mastering our sound, began playing gigs with only one song.

"By the time we had three tracks, we were signed."

Their expletive-heavy debut LP No Wicked Heart Shall Prosper examines the current state of the UK, tackling subjects including immigration and yob culture.

Featuring tracks such as Britain Is S*** and F*** The Poor, it is fairly hard going and requires some effort on the listener's part, but it was never intended as run-of-the-mill chart fodder.

"It is possible to write songs that deal with important issues and that aren't boring," says Martin, "but unfortunately there aren't many people doing that right now.

"You have to believe your music can make a difference, or what's the point?"

Not content with causing controversy on record, the group's gigs are also in-your-face affairs.

While Patrick is calm and tends to focus on his guitar, Martin is the complete antithesis - his hostile stage manner and provocative audience interaction has seen them banned from several venues including the Camden Barfly.

"I originally trained as an actor, so I love performing," he enthuses.

"I'm into being all over the room and seeing how far I can push the crowd, but it can be dangerous. People can get angry with a man in tights right up against their eye."

The musical equivalent of a slap in the face, Selfish C*** leave an undeniable and lasting mark.

If you fancy having your senses assaulted, you'll find few bands that can better oblige. Just don't say we didn't warn you.

Support comes from Martini Henry Rifles.

Starts 7.30pm, Tickets £5, Tel 08701 663663