To the person who stole our garden bench on Saturday night from our front garden, we would just like to say thank you very much.

We haven't laughed so much in years. We have had it in our garden for the past 40 years and it was really on its last legs.

We can't actually believe it stayed in one piece when you picked it up and would like to thank you for saving us the trouble of taking it to the tip.

-Mrs J. Wiles, Brighton