Having received my polling card through the post for yet another meaningless election of egocentric, self-serving oafs to do what is best for me, I have but one question: Is there any worthwhile councillor out there who does not have a bionic bladder and a pocket full of silver who may do something about the lack of decent public toilets in the god-forsaken city of Brighton and Hove?

-Mrs Dusty Fryer Kings Road Arches, Brighton