I was amused to read the police have caused the Endorphine Visions fetish club at the Volks Tavern to be closed - amused because fetishists sometimes dress up as police officers.

However, as Brighton and Hove is supposedly a tolerant city, I shall not be demanding the closure of police social clubs or that officers strip off their fetishist uniforms on duty.

-John Roddick, The Drive, Hove