I am pretty sure there are no reports of anyone leaving a sex shop and beating a stranger to near-death or being so intoxicated by what's offered they wreak a trail of destruction through the town.

Still, let's give consent to another superpub in Chapel Road with little or no opposition.

I'm still searching my memory but I don't recollect giving the moral minority my permission to represent me.

-Barry Emms, Broadwater Road, Worthing