The Brighton and Hove Albion squad should become a group of travellers. They will need to acquire a collection of ancient cars and lorries and a large set of sound amplifiers.
To add a dash of authenticity they should also assemble a few old cart horses, although they appear to have a couple in their squad already.
-Tony Raven, Alice Street, Hove
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