After last week's tantrum on the ski slopes at Klosters, when he said he hated the highly respected Nicholas Witchell, Prince Charles has lost a great deal of sympathy, respect and honour from the British public.

This Saturday, Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles are getting married. Does anybody care?

It is a testament to his unpopularity that the Princess of Sweden would rather travel to Japan to open an Ikea warehouse than hop over to Windsor for a royal wedding.

If they were to send me an invitation, I would return it in disgust.

-Melvyn Lawes, Woodingdean