I know Easter is early this year but I never realised it was in fact the first weekend in March.

How do I know this? From those wonderful people at Cityclean.

They have already published their Easter collection rotas and for those, such as me, whose normal collection day is a Monday, no collection will be made on Easter Monday.

So, logically, today must be Easter Monday. What other explanation could there be for the non-collection of both my wheelie bin and recycling today?

It certainly can't be that the carts were full and had to return to the depot, which is what the efficient helpline suggests.

On the rare occasions collections are made, it is at about 7am.

Surely Cityclean wouldn't be so inefficient as to start the day with a full cart? Would they...?

-Mark Davey, Portslade