I disagree with Miss Stiggant-Smith and her concern about nurses still wearing uniform off duty.

Surely there is nothing finer than strolling down West Street on a Saturday night and chancing upon a gaggle of nurses resplendent in their uniforms of stilettos, fish-net stockings and National-Health issue L Plates enjoying their leisure time yet still emblazoned with the tools of their trade should anyone suddenly need oral relief or even the kiss of life.

After all, as Wittgenstein said in his Theoretical Diatribe (1905) "the only thing certain in life is death and nurses"

-JA Courtney, Portslade