Perhaps your readers could come up with the answer to some questions that have been really bothering me?

Can you cry underwater?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How important do you have to be before you are considered "assassinated" instead of just "murdered"?

Why do people say they "slept like a baby?" My babies woke up every two hours.

And most profoundly - If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

I think I must spend too much time thinking.

-Mrs Paula Woolven, Telscombe Cliffs