I am worried about what I heard on a train going to Hastings the other day.

Two boys got on at Lewes and, when we stopped at St Leonards, called out to some youths there: "We've just got out of the nick at Lewes."

They also boasted they could get out to buy pints of beer and chat up the birds.

I wonder if Roy Whiting can do the same?

-Charles Dennis Pratt, Springfield Road, Brighton