Why do so many British males have cropped hair? It's nothing to do with style, because style means style.

Are they all going bald with there own inner stress?

Many seem to be wannabe Clint Eastwoods, as the bad attitude they exude reeks of violence.

Could they all be latent David Beckhams? This look is prevalent on the football field.

Oh, that's it - they all want their heads to resemble footballs.

Mission accomplished, chaps - they do. Please change your style, guys - looking like a bunch of clones ain't cool.

-The American Connection