"Sock it to me, one time," DJ Emperor Rosko used to say.

A clubber took it on the chin from me the other day.

"Oh, I am sorry," I said as he loomed overhead, then calmly went off in his tread.

I thought, a more gentle form of dance I'd have to find and Billy Elliott came to mind.

Ballet? Don't Eubank on it!

Me! Ballet, never.

I'll leave that to Brighton's own Bryan Mitchell, dancing clever.

-Peter Jackasson Turner, Highcroft Villas, Brighton