I suggest twinning Brighton and Hove with Miami Beach. It is beside the sea, just like Brighton, and has a cosmopolitan population.

It is also buzzing with life and has bars, restaurants and beaches that would be a model for Brighton and Hove to aspire to.

All we need now are a few more burger bars, coffee shops and people wearing Nike trainers and baseball caps to complete the picture.

Be sure to have a nice day now.

-Mike Mason, Mayfield Crescent, Brighton