When a model of Bob the Builder was stolen from outside the home of newlywed Michael Burnage, he worked overtime to make a replacement.

Mike even postponed his honeymoon until after the festive period so he could mount a 24-hour guard on Bob mark II. And wife Fleur doesn't mind one bit.

Bearing in mind Neil Morrissey is the voice of Bob on the hit Christmas single, surely this is a case of "man behaving madly".