It seems the Argus should start looking for some new staff. There's Adam Trimingham, who writes a column which seems to suggest anyone over the age of 60 should be taken into a field and shot, and a theatre critic who pans an amateur production at the Theatre Royal which everyone else who saw seemed to enjoy immensely.

I suggest you put Adam Trimingham on his beloved bicycle and tell him to keep on pedalling, your theatre critic on a slow boat to China and employ some new people a bit more in touch with public opinion.

-Mr G. Pumfrey, Green Ridge, Brighton