Following his recent appearance in the clouds above Worthing you report (The Argus, August 13) that Jesus has touched down in Burgess Hill.

A resident described as a non-practising Hindu has been inviting friends to see an image in the bark of a tree in his garden.

"Gosh, it's Jesus," they declare. Gosh indeed.

Visions of Jesus, moving statues and weeping Madonnas add to the gaiety of nations. But they must make thoughtful Christians squirm.

-WJ McIlroy, Hove