Thanks to Verity Gold for her hilarious wind-up.
Quote: "The last thing the wonderful people of Falmer need is hundreds of hooligans rampaging through the village and urinating in the pond."
She left out the raping and pillaging.
At least the constant urinating will keep up the water levels in the pond during a drought.
Some uninformed readers may even believe it.
-Robin Durant, Brighton
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