Now that the Last Of The Summer Wine duo of Campo and Cleggy have taken their places in Downing Street, I assume they will look after the rest of us pensioners.

A few ideas they may like to take on board are as follows: All pensions to be tax free. Free winter flights to sunshine destinations, the winter fuel allowance could then come the winter wine allowance.

This would have the effect of keeping jobs in the travel industry and possibly stop a lot of bed-blocking in our hospitals.

Off-peak train journeys should be free, taking us off the roads, giving young road rage drivers somebody else to rage at.

No doubt many other things could be done to get our vote, so we can dream on and hope.

If not, the next time we may have to vote for the Chuckle Brothers!

Terry McQuade, Honey Croft, Hove